August 18, 2004
Argh!! fucking media school shiznits!!! I just spent several hours at my school outside of school hours working on my magazine which is due tommorow. Sigh.
Anyway, question time... which isn't working. So far, they're all from xade
(on another note, how cool is that word/name? Its the x that makes it so mysterious), and I can't be fudged putting up the response o matic thing again so just ask me via the tagboard. You can do it anonymously if you really wish!
What is a response o matic thing?
Its on all the trendy well made websites, have a browse, you'll know what I mean, just a little text box where you ask a question and press a submit button and voila.
I think it was created out of boredom by a blogger who has good photoshop and greymatter skills, but not writing skills, so they wanted something to take up more of their blog, by getting people to ask stupid random questions. Being the sheep I am, I decided to join the trend
what happened to the comments?
I don't know. They just gayed up on me last week sometime.
Do you feel that this new layout sufficently expresses the amounts of angst seeping through your pores?
Nah, its too cutesy ey? I really need a picture of an emo singer... or actually have a picture of something (if not angst, oil, or even dust) seeping through my pores. What a turn on, I just may go masturbate now... not really.
Did you know that the tag board only allows for a maximum of 200 letters?... poor question four...
Oh no! We must hold a funeral service for question 4 immediately. Otherwise, earth as we know it just may become oblivious. Fucking tagboard. Almost as annoying as everything else on the internet... besides cool people like Xade who ask silly questions!
Where were YOU on the night of the 28th of July... hey???
I actually had to look up my archives for that one... i can't remember what i did. Apparantly I was listening to Black Eyed Peas. And coincidentally enough discussing racial issues with a black man. Go black people. Rock on
Can I expect prompt answers, or am I just gonna get an all emcompassing, 'um, ok... heh' *stepping away from the crazy guy*?
YA HEARD ME!
pictures and links galore.
look at the nudies!
look its a pill!!
AHHH!! what is wrong with me? i've spent ages on here and i thought i put the response o matic thing up, i think and it didn't work.
I'm A FREAKING FAILURE!! Oh well I'm not as bad as the following.
Ohhh these sites need plugs, people who have commented here regardless of my failures, xade
And some cool websites include the following boards. Punk'd
, and I love Decay
. And nods out to fu.ck
Someone fix my webpage! I'm too lazy to do it
Its Wednesday, 2 weeks left of term, and 2 days until my media folio has to be finished and my literature sac on Closed for Winter. ITS A SHIT BOOK!!! CAN'T YOU CRAZY ASS SHIT BANDITS SEE THAT?!? I SNORED! I LITERALLY FUCKING SNORED IN CLASS!
GO SMOKE YOUR CRAZY SHIT BUT DON'T INFLICT THAT CRAP ON US WHEN WE COULD BE READING THE CHASER!!!!!!
Once I get the media magazine finished up, which I'm hoping is good, I'll submit it online.
In the words of Groundskeeper Willie from the simpsons, "Ya' heard me"
Use a condom!
a nice shot i took of my friend ash.
I'm watching you, punk
i got a little response o matic thing. everyone ask me questions! I don't care what they are, I will answer it.
August 16, 2004
Yesterday I was in the line at Bi-Lo picking up a few pre movie munchies when the lady behind me in the queue had about 40 or 50 packets of tissues. I thought that maybe she's really cheap and just buys all the sale items in bulk so she saves alot, but looking deeper into her trolley I noticed she just had a few other things, different kinds of tissues and toilet paper... and to top it all off, a pizza base. What the? I started laughing there and then in the middle of Chadstone while the two guys I was with told me to shut up.
oh the humanity.
I just wrote this on the local band message board to a newbie.
Hardihaha I have power. Who are you? Are you worth sacrificing? This is a tight knit community we have. I feel the need to link the following
- a funky message board with heaps of awesome photoshop made pictures, my favorite theme is bright eyes.
My Dad finally agreed to get broadband. With 4 ports, and we have 3 computers. Constant internet access. YAYAYAYAY!!!!
would you like to suck my nipple
August 13, 2004
while pulling down my zipple
i moan just a little
and watch the televizzle!
There's always been a debate about what pop music is and if its bad or not. Sure, most people say they hate pop, but what is pop? Popular. Now we have the rare extremities, Britney Spears, Darren Hayes of Savage Garden (if anyone's heard his new song "Popular" will know what I'm talking about, go download it. But then theres other pop like Ben Folds who I absolutely love and mainstream rock bands like Matchbox 20, Mellencollin and Blink 182.
August 10, 2004
Its 5:05 pm, I had a big day and I'm bloody pissed off... I lost a gram, my phone got stolen and I'm tired although I have to go to a friend's 18th tonight. Myeeeeeeh just wanna cry. Last week my bourbon got stolen from the after party (due to the boy's stupidity) The chances of getting my phone back are slim to none and my parents are gonna crack the shitties at me, accusing me of losing it. :( Not happy Jan.
I only just got home from school after labouring over photoshop for an hour or so and now I have a Fillet of Lamb microwave dinner in the oven. Yeah I know, its a waste of gas but whatdoyado?! Sleepy time now.
mean people suck
It's amazing how people who claim to be your friends can just ignore you when your feeling down. Not just ignore you, but bag you for no apparant reason to people who are more unstable than a see-saw. Fuck ya's all! Damn people suck. Really. To add on top of that, someone else who is supposed to be one of my good mates completely ignored me today, for reasons I do not know. This weblog layout isn't working. Possibly due to the fact that I am completely ignorant of making websites, I am no longer the year 8 computer geek I once was. I got home and downed a few woodstocks (Yeah, I'm the stable one.. whatever) so now i'm slightly numb, which is fun. I've gone comment whoring around the web, so no-one feel special, it was all in the name of publicity. I wonder how many online diaries/blogs there are online all together. Everyone's trying to gain the attention of other random net geeks who don't particularly care.
August 09, 2004
Oh woe is me.
I remember listening to, and singing to (thank god for Karaoke) the great B-52's song, Love Shack a seven year old party. Oh don't worry, I was seven too, I'm not that disturbing.
Now thats just sex on legs.
Everybody's moving, everybody's grooving.
Bang bang, on the door baby. Love Shack, baby Love Shack. MAKES ME WANNA RAWK TEH BED DOWN!!!
I'm attempting to do something about this layout business and grabbed bits and pieces from all over the place, including blogdesigns
and including my own images blablabla. But its still not working. Someone help me. Where's my comments gone? I'm gonna cry
One last word: Thats where its at. The LUUUUUURVE shack!
August 07, 2004
- Sting:: scorpian
- BMW:: Porche
- Jeremy:: the clothes company
- Audacious:: pompous
- Drag Queen:: Priscilla
- Title:: Book
- Stamp:: Envelope
- Bad:: Eggs
- Snow White:: Shrek
- Delegate:: Politics
Walking around aimlessly, inebriated and freezing, in Sandringham and Hampton. Where are we going? Home. How do we get there? We don't know. I hear trains off in the distance and we attempt to find the nearest road with cars on it. Finally, after half an hour of walking, we stop off at a service station... and sit there for agse half asleep casually chatting to the Caltex guy as he gave us free coffee. Customers come in and out and don't bother looking twice.
August 06, 2004
So many times, on this path I have stopped, he has stopped. I give up. I can't go any further. Its too far, we're not getting anywhere. The beach was cold but we tried to attempt a fire. A fire in the middle of winter.
Anyway, an expansion will be held later
You know what I really don't understand? And there probably is a simple explanation for it, but why people always do the two lines on cheques. Sisters deb last night... i'm still fucked. Formal tonight
August 02, 2004
... are one of the raddest bands in Australia's history. MTV have just showed every filmclip by them. They make me wanna wave the Aussie flag in patriotic pride and slash prices of all electronic goods. EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!
Someone give me money. Please
Oh and I was fired today. Well not fired, just informed that 'my services are no longer needed' I kinda giggled and said yep sure. I just may be working at Lincraft soon. Hope so anyway